In case you haven't already heard, I'm pretty much a big deal. Master of my domain, I revel in my complete rule over Earth and those inhabiting it. Ultimate and undisputed champion of such things as violent games of Settlers of Catan, competitive bowling, and high speed sled racing. In my free time, I enjoy exciting things such as; creating anything that can be sewn, hand making tote bags the size of a small car, spending hours picking out jackets and shoes to wear from my dazzling collections and taunting the poor hearts of my many man-stalkers. And this is about all of it.